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Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesusTaking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.````Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster._____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
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