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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 73

I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Guys who can cookGuys who can cook
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy BirthdayThat awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the timeMaking up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
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