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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 72
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
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