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-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
i love cigarettes<3
no many no fany
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
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