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The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
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