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Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
algeria for ever <3algeria for ever <3
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing againForgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
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