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2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
I love my boyfriend.
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
What if I accidentally rape you?
PS:Never give up..:
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
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