Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 84

Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.

I&#039;m tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!

I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

You don&#039;t just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.

The awkward moment in McDonald&#039;s when an emo orders a happy meal.

When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone&#039;s profile, we&#039;re all screwed.

AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue

3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: &quot;Hey babe I know you&#039;re asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!&quot;