Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 83
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." 
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?" 
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard