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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 82

FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for. Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart."It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
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