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!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going outThat aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
Love me in the right way !Love me in the right way !
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Enter your status...Enter your status...
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!
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