Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 85
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard