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The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
When words fail music speaks
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
"I need a drink or 12."
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