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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 41
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
When words fail music speaks
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
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