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"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers...""NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
I ♥ THE WEEKENDI ♥ THE WEEKEND
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
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