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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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