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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 43
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.
I think, therefore I am.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Texting Someone To Say That You Are Outside Their House Instead Of Knocking
Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.
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