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all we need is diet.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
When words fail music speaks
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