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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 112
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
High Heels ♥
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
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