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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 114
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
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