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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 115
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
You poked me... i poked you back.. War is on!
I blame disney for my high expectations of boys
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley
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