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Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
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