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I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
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