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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 122
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
nobody bring me DOWN!
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
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