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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 123
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
"I need a drink or 12."
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
Guys who can cook
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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