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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 113
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
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