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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 103
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
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