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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 106
nobody bring me DOWN!
High Heels ♥
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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