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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met themThat one person you liked from the moment you met them
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