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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
I must go. My planet needs me.I must go. My planet needs me.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;DIf it makes you happy, do it! ;D
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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