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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 111
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline.
forgetting to come home
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
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