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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 112
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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