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Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
"Shut up, you love it""Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hotAwkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
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