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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 28
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
all we need is diet.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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