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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 29
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
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