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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 31
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I Can. But I won't.
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