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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 37
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
nobody bring me DOWN!
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
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