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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 38
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
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