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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 38
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Supp peepz yo yo yo
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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