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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 41
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Having inside jokes with yourself
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
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