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Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing."I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
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