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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 42
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
nobody bring me DOWN!
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
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