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Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hardGirls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
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