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"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
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