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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 63
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
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