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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 64
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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