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A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
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