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Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :DIf you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higheri wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
terpaksa harus sendiri....terpaksa harus sendiri....
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