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I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreamsGirl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreams
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.
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