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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 8
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
I ♥ my dad
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
Angel by day,Devil by night!
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
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