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Single, sexy and ready to party!
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
While there’s life, there’s HOPE.
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
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