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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 4
I'm lazy and I know it
Catching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freak
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.
Laying In The Gra*s On A Sunny Day
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