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Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
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