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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
hye :) selamat pagi :Dhye :) selamat pagi :D
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
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