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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 9
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
i love ciggarets<3
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
Nijustus, hapikdio, Mardinerin karate jij justus, ji justsu, judo boxinging mauy mauy thai
.. 30 minute to Death !
What if I accidentally rape you?
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
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