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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 119
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The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
The awkward moment when your friend overdoes with a joke...
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