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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 121
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
hey dude . your so cool
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
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