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LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself.""I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxxI just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
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