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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 129
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
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