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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 129
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
im so sexy
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